Oh, hey guys! How've you been? You look great, have you lost some weight? So I've got lots of shows coming up as part of the UCB's "Offensive Comedy Festival." So if you're related to me, you probably shouldn't come to any of these shows. Seriously Mom, don't come to these shows. On Wednesday, October 24th, you can see me in TWO different shows! Aren't you lucky! The first is a video show I'm doing with my fellow vidiot, Jesse Falcon. It's called Video Perverts. We're going to share video clips from our twisted and freaky video collections. It promises to be lots of fun, and with stuff that you can't catch on YouTube. And once that's done, you can stick around and catch me as part of Nights of Our Lives: The Most F'ed Up Nights of My Life. This promises to be a night to remember as all of the regular story tellers from this show join together to share the most f'ed up night in our lives. And this panel has some seriously messed up people on it. So if you want to feel better about your life, I wouldn't miss this one. And later that week I'm going to premiere a new one man show. It's called John Flynn Has Terrible Sex (with Jason Mantzoukas). It'll be me sharing true and embarrassing stories from my life while my friend Jason Mantzoukas sits in the audience and asks questions and makes comments as I go along. We've been trying it out in smaller bursts lately and it's going over well. So come check out the full meal for a messed up and hilarious good time! For those of you long form improv comedy fans, please check out Project Improviser. It's a reality show that explores the world of long form improvisation. And it's totally free! Just go here and enjoy! It's going to be re-launched on a new website soon, and if the numbers are good, they say they want to produce a second season of it. We're also working on a DVD of the first season with lots of extras and good times. I'll keep you posted on that as soon as something happens. Showgirls: The Best Movie Ever Made. Ever! is not running currently. We're taking a break for a few months to work on it and bring it back stronger and funnier than ever. As soon as anything official is ready to be announced, I will be sure to let you know. In the mean time, you can become our mySpace friend by going here. Otherwise, I'm working on some new things that I'll be sure to let you know about once they get closer to happening. And I swear I'm trying to get this website updated. And stop e-mail insanity from ever occuring again. Good times.